Gourmet Lunch Lady Costume

Whoa... is that food even edible? The gourmet lunch lady costume includes funny padded butt cheeks that secure around your torso with elastic straps. The butt goes under a light blue, polyester dress that pulls on over the head. The short-sleeve dress has white cuffs and a collar, with three blue buttons at the neck and a padded bust. A white apron with colorful stains and hand-prints goes over the top. The apron ties in the back and sports arm holes at the shoulders and a printed-on name tag reading "Mildred." The curly, bright orange wig is made from synthetic fibers. Mesh netting and elastic make the wig fit comfortably on your head. Just be quiet and eat your mystery meat!